Showing posts with label Animal Catharsis. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Animal Catharsis. Show all posts
Friday, May 25, 2018
Thursday, October 19, 2017
Friday, October 06, 2017
Thursday, July 27, 2017
Thursday, June 15, 2017
Thursday, May 25, 2017
Friday, April 07, 2017
NUTS!
The
Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about their
squirrels. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded the
squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere
with God's divine will.
At
the Baptist church the squirrels had taken an interest in the
baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a water slide on the
baptistery and let the squirrels drown themselves. The squirrels liked
the slide and, unfortunately, knew instinctively how to swim so twice
as many squirrels showed up the following week.
The Methodist church decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creatures. So, they humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist Church . Two weeks later the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down the water slide.
But the Catholic Church came up with a very creative strategy. They baptized all the squirrels and consecrated them as members of the church. Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter.
At
the Baptist church the squirrels had taken an interest in the
baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a water slide on the
baptistery and let the squirrels drown themselves. The squirrels liked
the slide and, unfortunately, knew instinctively how to swim so twice
as many squirrels showed up the following week.The Methodist church decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creatures. So, they humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist Church . Two weeks later the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down the water slide.
But the Catholic Church came up with a very creative strategy. They baptized all the squirrels and consecrated them as members of the church. Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter.
Not much was heard from the Jewish
synagogue; they took the first
squirrel and circumcised him. They haven't seen a squirrel since.
MoSup/DianeLyons
Tuesday, April 04, 2017
Friday, January 20, 2017
Tuesday, November 15, 2016
Thursday, October 13, 2016
Tuesday, August 16, 2016
Wednesday, August 10, 2016
Tuesday, August 09, 2016
Thursday, July 21, 2016
Girl and horse
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Catharsis
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Tuesday, July 19, 2016
Wednesday, July 13, 2016
Saturday, July 09, 2016
Tuesday, June 28, 2016
Oh Deer, Nip Sips, Deer Nurse ...
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Catharsis
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Saturday, June 11, 2016
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