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fellow checked into a hotel on a business trip recently and was a bit
lonely so he thought he'd get one of those girls you see
advertised in the phone books under "Escorts and Massages".
He
opened the phone book to an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a
lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in
all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair; long graceful legs all
the way up. You know the kind. So he is in his room and figures, what
the hell, he gave her a call.
"Hello?" A woman answers.
God
she sounded sexy! "Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you
to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with
you.
I'm
in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want
it hot, and I want it now. I 'm talking kinky the whole night long. You
name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in
your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night. Tie me up, wear a
strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want
baby. Now, how does that sound?"
She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to press 9".
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Merrily
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