Or the lawnmower fix-it guy who screwed me over

I heard this schtick on XM comedy a few days ago.  I was half asleep, so while the thrust is right, this is not a quote, but a remembrance. “ My mother's old, and  - don't get me wrong, I love her -  but she's a pain in the ass. She's hateful, She bitches about everything.  She can't take a crap without help.   She has no life.  So I'm thinking, why not help her check out and do people some good in the process?  I'm thinking suicide bomber.  Perfect.  If you're going to have them they should be old and useless, not young.   So, yeah, I'm thinking I'm going to turn her into one.  Strap her up with some Semtex and send her off.  No-no - nothing political.  No political targets.   We want a target who everybody hates.  I'm thinking  PeTA headquarters. ”