Friday, July 20, 2007

Tales of the Gutted hampster

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Here's a bit of beautiful people logic.  Arriving in Hollywood, David Beckham spread the word that his wife Victoria's catcher's mitt, or to use the medical term,  Choochi snorcher, will be embargoed.  That's  right, no Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, or Brittney Spears type pictures of the old  Crotch cobbler.  I guess that means Vickie will wear panties, right?  Wrong.
Inspector Hamilton
7/20/2007 10:30:00 AM 6 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
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Anonymous said...

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My son's roommate from last year plays for the L.A.Galaxy and he was going to fly my son out for the big "welcoming party" for Beckham. He was all excited about it, but his ex-roommate got traded to Salt Lake 2 weeks ago. I guess they had to free up some money to pay for the Beck/Posh lifestyle.
I sat down and was figuring (and THAT can be dangerous!): With the salary they are paying him, he makes $42,000 every night while he sleeps for 8 hours. Come on! A million dollars a week??!!!!
It's re-god-damn-diculous!!!

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7/20/07, 10:48 AM
Anonymous said...

Sooo skanky skinny.

7/20/07, 12:19 PM
Anonymous said...

The poor Beckhams' have yet to realize that while they may have been treated as mega-celebrities-near-to-God in Europe:

WE DON'T GIVE A FRAK ABOUT SOCCER STARS HERE IN THE U.S.

They will quickly tire of being fifth-raters here and I predict after a year they'll be finding a reason to go back across the Pond where they can be at the top of the celebrity food-chain again....

7/20/07, 1:31 PM
skh.pcola said...

Why didn't he just grab her boob, too? What an idiot. If he'd get himself a suburban or a ginormous F-450, he wouldn't have to worry about looking like an idiot. Conversely, his I-just-floated-in-on-a-raft, skinny-assed, skrank of a spouse could just wear some drawers.

And I'm with anonymous...soccer is the stupidest shit I've ever seen. Professional Badminton holds more appeal for me than that "sport."

7/20/07, 4:31 PM
skh.pcola said...

WTF? I just tried to post the above comment 5 times. I never knew that we couldn't post a pic until I finally deleted the "a href" tag...then, no problem. Who knew?

7/20/07, 4:32 PM
Anonymous said...

Soccer is just another name for kickball.

7/20/07, 5:17 PM

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