Monday, July 09, 2007

Win-Win

Iraq's Al Qaeda threatens to attack Iran


Play it again Sadr
We have just a plethora of Sheehan-Pelosi internecine war analogies in Islamoland this morning.  Along with the Taliban's  civil war,  Iraq's al--Qaeda (Sunnis) are threatening to attack Iran. 

DUBAI, United Arab Emirates --  The self-proclaimed Islamic State of Iraq has given Iran a two-month ultimatum to stop meddling in Iraqi affairs or face all-out war, according to an audiotape posted on the Internet Monday.

"We give ... the leaders of Iran a period of two months to stop all forms of support to the rejectionists of Iraq, and stop direct and indirect interference in the affairs of the Islamic state," said a voice attributed to the group's leader Abu Omar Al Baghdadi.

The term rejectionists is used by Sunni militant groups to refer to Shiites, who dominate the government in Iraq and are in a majority in both Iraq and neighboring Iran.

"Otherwise, expect a fierce war that will annihilate you, which we have been preparing for over the past four years and just waiting to issue the orders to wage the campaign," the voice said.

[More Middle East Times]

Reminiscent of  1980, eh wot?  Here's the plan.  Just as Reagan did, we back Iraq, of course, even to the point of developing strategy, and running the day-to-day tactical  planning and support.  All this leads to the day when 10,000,000 Iraqi Sunnis meet 10,000,000 Iranian Shiites on the Plain of 72 Virgins.  That's when our "air cover" lowers the boom.  On all of them.  I'm talking great, huge, boom.  If you have a better idea, I'll listen.  But you don't.

6 comments:

AnnoyedOne said...

Sounds like a great plan to me.

Anonymous said...

"[T]he day when 10,000,000 Iraqi Sunnis meet 10,000,000 Iranian Shiites on the Plain of 72 Virgins" reminds me of

Isaiah 34:1-5 1 Come near, ye nations, to hear; and hearken, ye people: let the earth hear, and all that is therein; the world, and all things that come forth of it. 2 For the indignation of the Lord is upon all nations, and his fury upon all their armies: he hath utterly destroyed them, he hath delivered them to the slaughter. 3 Their slain also shall be cast out, and their stink shall come up out of their carcasses, and the mountains shall be melted with their blood. 4 And all the host of heaven shall be dissolved, and the heavens shall be rolled together as a scroll: and all their host shall fall down, as the leaf falleth off from the vine, and as a falling fig from the fig tree. 5 For my sword shall be bathed in heaven: behold, it shall come down upon Edom, and upon the people of my curse, to judgment.

Anonymous said...

MOAB: The Mother of All Booms.

It's like Reagan's plan in the Iran/Iraq war. You sell arms to the weakest side. Then you stand back and let your enemies kill each other.

It worked then. It will work now.

Anonymous said...

If you have a better idea, I'll listen.
Ummm, how about several great, huge, booms? Forget the proportional response bullshit.
I know, I'm sorry, I'm mean-spirited an' all....
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

Anonymous said...

What Would General Lemay Do?

Anonymous said...

As one stand-up comic used to do in his routine, "Let's put 'em all in one place and blow 'em all the hell up!!!"

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