Cow Joke

A Joke

Usually, women hate it when cows sniff their crotchal regions

“ An(sic) European once visited a deep site vaiilage in an African jungle. He learned from the people that there is an illiterate villager who counts very fast and says immediately the exact number of the cows crowded in front of him. The European visited that man to check. He was extremely surprised to see that the villager was counting and telling the true number of the cows, may be the figure hundred or two hundred even,in a fraction of minute ! He could not believe. Then he asked that man and wanted to know, afterall "how" he was surely saying the numbers of the cows so fast? The uneducated villager calmly answered : 'Very simple. I indeed first count the total number of the legs and then divide it by four." - by Harnish Kansara, Ahmedabad, India, World's Funniest Jokes ”