Monday, August 27, 2007

Duh - Miss Teen USA

 Miss Teen South Carolina's Blonde Moment

This is actually painful. In a moment of sublime irony, Miss Teen USA contestant Lauren Caitlin Upton (South Carolina) was asked why  a "fifth of all Americans cannot locate the U.S. on a world map."

Lauren did not win, but she is ... perky, and will no doubt  anchor a television news program in the future.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

What A Gal!...With gray matter of that quality and quantity, I see her as someday running the Motor Vehicle Bureau of one of the contiguous USA states,or some other fine public service organizations.

Anonymous said...

She can be a gift to Bill from Hillary.

Anonymous said...

"This is actually painful...."

Evidently not enough.

Anonymous said...

BS. Show me the poll that says twenty percent of Americans can't locate the U.S. on a world map.

Anonymous said...

...and she still made third runner-up.

Go figure.

AnnoyedOne said...

Yup, Miss South Carolina is only useful for one thing ;-)

Anonymous said...

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Britt Hume played it at the end of his show this evening....

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Anonymous said...

Those were the girls we always looked for when we had a few extra beers after our high school football games. Damn she brings back some fond mammories...er..uh well, you know what I mean.
Cannon Man

Anonymous said...

She'll be answering phones at a law firm within the year.

Tonto G.

Anonymous said...

There is a Monty Python episode in which a bunch of people compete (I don't quite remember for what) but anyway they have to sum up Proust's "In search of time past" in something like 20 seconds or so. Anyhow, at the end they just give the prize to the broad with the biggest tits.

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