Friday, August 24, 2007

Gun Nuts, Again

 I do manage a happy ending

:)


“

Chandler boy suspended for sketching gun

David Biscobing, Tribune

An East Valley eighth-grader was suspended this week after he turned in homework with a sketch that school officials said resembled a gun and posed a threat to his classmates. [blah-blah-blah]

ABC 15 Video: Student’s mother speaks out
”

Grrr.  Of course my overactive mind has already scripted the movie.  Angry town people drag principal, Karen Martin into the street where she is to be given 30 lashes from a Cat o' Nine.  Principal Martin, who bears an uncanny resemblance to Natalie Woods, is stripped naked and tied from a tree limb,  but first, I step forward and pleasure her from behind as she dangles there and everyone cheers [Hey! This is my subconscious at work here.  I would NEVER consciously do any such thing The thought disgusts me, and now I have to go to confession even though it's not my fault.],  and only then does she get whipped and burned at the stake. 
Cuzzin Ricky

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Before I read anything, the picture looked to me like a guy on a treadmill, upside down.

After I read the headline, it still looks like a guy on a treadmill, upside down.

OregonGuy said...

Sooper sekrit Nooklear Bomb here.

Anonymous said...

Does this mean kids can't play hang-man any more?

Anonymous said...

All real Americans should tell their children to go to school and draw guns -

let them expell a million kids accross the country - pick a date, promote the date and then send your kids to school to draw a gun

F - these brain dead alleged "educators"

Fight islam Now

Anonymous said...

Went over and watched the student's mother's video and saw this sign: "Windows Media Player is required to watch this video".....I gave my WM Player an opportunity to watch the video. He at first declined. I explained to it that it WAS required. He watched it. I rewarded him with some porn......Alls well in JamieMac land.

Anonymous said...

Cuzzin Ricky, please check your closet before you go to bed. I think you may have sucubi. Oh yea, fill a squirt gun with HOLY water before checking. On second thought, use a super soaker.

gadfly said...

I love Western movies, and I know what is said over and over in them, so I’ll bet I know what school authorities were thinking: Never draw your gun unless you intend to use it.

Anonymous said...

Aside from the fact that mom was incredibly hot, I was real impressed how calmly she discussed this. I don't know if I could have given that interview without several bleeps... The stupidity of our school admins is going to get us wiped out in the future.

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