Friday, August 24, 2007

Gun Nuts, Again

 I do manage a happy ending

:)


Chandler boy suspended for sketching gun

David Biscobing, Tribune

An East Valley eighth-grader was suspended this week after he turned in homework with a sketch that school officials said resembled a gun and posed a threat to his classmates. [blah-blah-blah]

ABC 15 Video: Student’s mother speaks out

Grrr.  Of course my overactive mind has already scripted the movie.  Angry town people drag principal, Karen Martin into the street where she is to be given 30 lashes from a Cat o' Nine.  Principal Martin, who bears an uncanny resemblance to Natalie Woods, is stripped naked and tied from a tree limb,  but first, I step forward and pleasure her from behind as she dangles there and everyone cheers [Hey! This is my subconscious at work here.  I would NEVER consciously do any such thing The thought disgusts me, and now I have to go to confession even though it's not my fault.],  and only then does she get whipped and burned at the stake. 
Cuzzin Ricky

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Before I read anything, the picture looked to me like a guy on a treadmill, upside down.

After I read the headline, it still looks like a guy on a treadmill, upside down.

OregonGuy said...

Sooper sekrit Nooklear Bomb here.

Anonymous said...

Does this mean kids can't play hang-man any more?

Anonymous said...

All real Americans should tell their children to go to school and draw guns -

let them expell a million kids accross the country - pick a date, promote the date and then send your kids to school to draw a gun

F - these brain dead alleged "educators"

Fight islam Now

Anonymous said...

Went over and watched the student's mother's video and saw this sign: "Windows Media Player is required to watch this video".....I gave my WM Player an opportunity to watch the video. He at first declined. I explained to it that it WAS required. He watched it. I rewarded him with some porn......Alls well in JamieMac land.

Anonymous said...

Cuzzin Ricky, please check your closet before you go to bed. I think you may have sucubi. Oh yea, fill a squirt gun with HOLY water before checking. On second thought, use a super soaker.

gadfly said...

I love Western movies, and I know what is said over and over in them, so I’ll bet I know what school authorities were thinking: Never draw your gun unless you intend to use it.

Anonymous said...

Aside from the fact that mom was incredibly hot, I was real impressed how calmly she discussed this. I don't know if I could have given that interview without several bleeps... The stupidity of our school admins is going to get us wiped out in the future.

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