Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Laser Mike

 Secret Stuff

Eyes Only
People around here are always asking, "Say Rodge, how is it you seem to anticipate everything?  Like when Linda and I were experimenting in the bedroom, you gave us a whip and anal horse tail plugs.  I mean, are you clairvoyant?"

No, and I didn't tell Barry the real answer, but I will share my secret with you.  It's called a "Laser microphone," and you can make one for $2.30 and be smart like me. Learn how in just 1 minute.  I invented it years ago when I was surveilling the Kaiser. 

Why am I being so generous?  All but one of you have contributed to my Pay Pal maintenance account, and it's my way of saying thanks.
Rahouy
8/21/2007 06:24:00 PM 5 Comments

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Anonymous said...

H. F. S.

I didn't know it could be *that* simple.

...as the old joke went, "Are you getting this, Mr. Liddy?"

leelu

8/21/07, 9:48 PM
Linda Sue O'Grady said...

Ahem.

Like when Linda and I were experimenting in the bedroom, you gave us a whip and anal horse tail plugs...

Lies. Filthy lies.

8/21/07, 9:49 PM
Anonymous said...

>>>

O.K. So they were made of cat gut instead of horse hairs......

;-]

>>>

8/21/07, 9:54 PM
Rodger the Real King of France said...

Eek, sorry Linda. It was Soap and a horse tail.

8/21/07, 10:44 PM
Anonymous said...

Put a rifle scope in front of the receiver and you'll improve the range markedly. Just be careful or you'll damage your eyesight even with low-mw lasers. Use a cheap, old camcorder to do the alignment. Then once the scope is bolted down in a fixture (or even just mounted on a tripod), duct tape the receiver to the eyepiece. (make sure you've allowed for proper eye relief, so it will be focused. Use a cut down paper towel roll and more tape to adjust.)

This is all just theoretical, of course.
--Jack

8/22/07, 4:01 AM

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