Oh- and Hillary commits suicide

My Wet Dream, Soon a Best Seller

Here's what I dreamt last night, and have now outlined as a political adventure novel.  I'm giving first rights to duToit since I know he'll treat me right royalty-wise.  Inspector Jack will be upset that it wasn't Thompson-Hunter, but will be consoled by the fact that JT goes on living.  Anyway, it was all a dream I had no control of. “ In the election year 2008, the Democrats nominate Hillary Clinton, who chooses as her running mate Rep. Rahm Emmanuel (D IL).  The Republicans nominate Rudy Giuliani and running mate, California Congressman  Duncan Hunter. The press goes wild for Hillary, and unloads salvo after salvo against Giuliani.  During a nationally televised debate, Giuliani  agrees with Hillary that national healthcare is a priority. Hillary jumps to a 20 point lead in the polls the next day.  Her cushion dissipates, but is still a comfortable 9 points on election eve.  The Giuliani/Hunter ticket dries up. At 7PM the night before election, it's announced that Rudy has died of a heart attack.  Democrats actually celebrate in the streets. In a stunning upset, caused largely by a huge turnout of conservative voters who love Duncan Hunter, and overconfidence by democrat voters,  the Republicans sweep into office, picking up 112 House and 9 Senate seats in the process.  Led by the New York Times, Democrats demand a new election.  President Hunter's inauguration is marred by violence. Justices  Ginsberg and  Souter announce their retirements. ” You take it from here.  I need a change of pants and a smoke.