Battle Mask

If I'm in charge,  all US combat troops would be issued this helmet/battlemask.  Would scare the crap out of the third worlders we've been fighting lately. Carry on.

Sorta like Lenin v, Stalin

today's bright idea .. Maryland & California Governors Agree:  Loser drinks Hemlock Making the uninteresting interesting.

Stoned

Now I get it.  California explains it all to us. “ It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana being legalized on the same day. Leviticus 20:13... "If a man lieth with another man as one lieth with a woman, he shall be stoned" We've just been interpreting it wrong all of these years! Ron M ”

A Proper Debate Moderator

I think the next debate moderator should be this guy. (Doug M) .

Saltwater fuel

Barney Frank studies tax on sea water

Future News

Mike said this is a must see, and it is.  Making allowances for fraud, the inventor of a process that burns plain ocean saltwater for fuel will be yet another guy who will, along with his idea, disappear down a black hole.

Trump Tip

Trump:"What's the biggest tip you ever got?"

Oh- and Hillary commits suicide

My Wet Dream, Soon a Best Seller

Here's what I dreamt last night, and have now outlined as a political adventure novel.  I'm giving first rights to duToit since I know he'll treat me right royalty-wise.  Inspector Jack will be upset that it wasn't Thompson-Hunter, but will be consoled by the fact that JT goes on living.  Anyway, it was all a dream I had no control of. “ In the election year 2008, the Democrats nominate Hillary Clinton, who chooses as her running mate Rep. Rahm Emmanuel (D IL).  The Republicans nominate Rudy Giuliani and running mate, California Congressman  Duncan Hunter. The press goes wild for Hillary, and unloads salvo after salvo against Giuliani.  During a nationally televised debate, Giuliani  agrees with Hillary that national healthcare is a priority. Hillary jumps to a 20 point lead in the polls the next day.  Her cushion dissipates, but is still a comfortable 9 points on election eve.  The Giuliani/Hunter ticket dries up. At 7PM the night before election, it's announced that Rudy has died of a heart attack.  Democrats actually celebrate in the streets. In a stunning upset, caused largely by a huge turnout of conservative voters who love Duncan Hunter, and overconfidence by democrat voters,  the Republicans sweep into office, picking up 112 House and 9 Senate seats in the process.  Led by the New York Times, Democrats demand a new election.  President Hunter's inauguration is marred by violence. Justices  Ginsberg and  Souter announce their retirements. ” You take it from here.  I need a change of pants and a smoke.

Let's sue OPEC!

Children Playing Grown-up

I think this is a useful exercise.  When you see this Drudge  banner, what's the first thing that comes to mind?  If you said, "Holy crap, we're going to drill ANWAR!" it means you're the self sufficient type, which is to say not a Democrat.  But of course Democrats control the House, so anything as sensible as drilling ANWAR is out of the question.  So, what is it they're going to do?  Why sue OPEC, of course.  I know it does no good whatever, and even opens me up to charges of being childishly deranged,  to call congressional Democrats dickweed assholes with no sense what makes things run in a modern world, but it will make me feel ever so good.  (What? I just did)

Pigeon Poop $

Today's Opportunity

To Be Somebody

All the bird posts I've done lately set me to thinking.  As most of you know, I'm a famous inventor, although most of my ideas were stolen by other people before I got around to them.  With the rising acceptance of guerrilla marketing by even the big boys, I think this is a gold mine.  My kids had this Play-Doh extractor gizmo, and yours did too.  Do you see where I'm going here?  That's right.  Hire me and I'll implant your logo extruder dies into thousands of pigeon butts, and voila!   I may not have time to fully implement this, so for $500 I'll sell you the rights.  I think you'll make thousands in just the first week.  Write me if you're a buyer - no lookers, please.