I think the next debate moderator should be this guy. (Doug M) |
scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Friday, October 19, 2012
A Proper Debate Moderator
"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
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And that's why I avoid listening to those libjob numnuts on all the talk shows. Like the man says, it just dumbs you down.
alwaysFresh,neverFrozen - 10/19/12, 1:53 PM
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Howbout we put 2 candidates in a cage for an hours with 1 microphone?
This would tell us everything we need to know, and we could be certain the information was valid.
Bonus: Our adversaries around the world would also get the message, without those pesky translation errors. - 10/19/12, 3:56 PM
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Farookin' Excellent! Bravo! Clap*Clap*Clap*
- 10/20/12, 12:51 AM
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I'm going to put that quote in my wallet for the next encounter with "them."
Perhaps we should all do the same.
"What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul." - 10/20/12, 3:05 PM
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DougM, I recommend a laminated card similar to that carrying the Miranda Rights.
It would be a fine event to deliberately pull it from the wallet, put on reading glasses (if needed) and declare it to the offender while looking over the top of the glasses, like Tommy Lee Jones. Then carefully replacing the card in your wallet.
--mech - 10/20/12, 7:36 PM
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mech,
while wearing the black cap. - 10/20/12, 11:29 PM
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Reminded me of this:
http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2008
- 10/21/12, 8:54 PM