Tuesday, August 21, 2007

'Sno Way

 Merrily begins the day with a bang.


Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms. The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his little friend shouting out cries of "Here I come again. ONE, TWO, THREE  UH!" all night long.

In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?"
The first mutters, "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get an erection."

The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing? I couldn't even get on the bed."
Merrily

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

OK, Now my monitor has coffee all over it...

Sgsaur

Anonymous said...

Hi ho, hi ho...

How was she?
Fair.

Anonymous said...

Duh.Ok.Now let's see.I put what where?...........AHHHChoo!Golly!Maybe I'm allergic to banging...........Oh Boy! Hahaha.Getting banged at last!Whoopee!...........My turn!! What about me?Am I gonna like this?Grumph............You might feel a slight prick............I dunno.Should I.Aw shucks.Should I keep my eyes open??........ZZZZZZZZ,Huh?Oh yeah.ZZZ.Uh.Yeh.I'm ready.

Anonymous said...

Let's see now.....There's Stupid-Sickly-Pudwhacker-The Democrat-Impaler-Brainless-and Comatose....Ho hi ho hi ho hi.

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