Morning Advsory |
Don't hurt yourself |
Don't forget to yell 'Geronimo'! |
scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Morning Advsory |
Don't hurt yourself |
Don't forget to yell 'Geronimo'! |
"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
This will be the comment box |
No, no, no...
You need a good running start.
Aren't you supposed to hold your breath too?
Casca
Take a deep breath out of a helium filled balloon. Even if it doesn't help you fly it will make the Mickey Mouse falsetto Ooooohhhhh Ssshhhiiittt!!!!!! Much more entertaining for the rest of us.
According to The Hitchhikers Guide to The Universe the trick is to forget hitting the ground.
*splat*
Oops, didn't forget did you? ;-)