Cop Joke

What do retired people do all day?

“ Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went down  town and into a shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to him, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a  break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a "Nazi." He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo."  He  finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the  first. Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20  minutes. The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car  that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said  "Hillary in '08." ” L. Rive Gauche