It's Great being a Man

Why Women Want To Be Men

“  1- Your last name stays put. 2- The garage is all yours. 3- Wedding plans take care of themselves. 4- Chocolate is just another snack. 5- You can never be pregnant. 6- Car mechanics tell you the truth. 7- You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. 8- Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental- $100. 9- New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. 10- People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. (lol) 11- One mood all the time. 12- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 13- A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. 14- You can open all your own jars. 15- If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. 16- Your underwear is just $9.95 for a three-pack. 17- Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. (sometimes 2) 18- Everything on your face stays its original color. 19- The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. 20. You only have to shave your face and neck. (This is not true) 21- One color for all seasons. 22- You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. 23- You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. 24- You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. 25- You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. ”