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Thursday, September 27, 2007
It's Great being a Man
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After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man on the woman's nightstand by
the bed. He begins to worry. "Is this your husband?" he nervously asks. "No, silly," she replies snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend, then?" he continues. "No, not at all," she says nibbling away at his ear. "Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires hoping to be reassured. "No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous! "she answers. "Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands. She whispers in his ear, "That's me before the surgery." - 9/27/07, 2:35 PM
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26. The world is your urinal.
- 9/27/07, 5:05 PM
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OH, CRAP! Was that roll over there there the entire time? HA HA omg, it's SF all over again.
- 9/27/07, 11:00 PM
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"Feminine products" expenses= $0.00
Chances of saying "I'll give you a handjob if you promise not to call me"= probably nil
Time spent doing nails= none.
Breast exams and pap smears by a total stranger= zero
Allowed to watch "Will and Grace" and laugh out loud= yes - 9/28/07, 12:56 AM
- Rodger the Real King of France said...
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Did anyone notice the Adam's Apple?
- 9/28/07, 8:44 AM
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Adams Apple....or the return of deep throat? AT&T presents you make the call.
- 9/28/07, 9:08 AM
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Did anyone notice the Adam's Apple?
Yes. Those can be reduced via spendy surgery. I saw a Ladyboy in Bangkok who had paid for such, but missed having the brow ridge reduced ... he tried and failed to pick me up in a bar.
He was P.O.ed .... he had to spend more money to pass for female. - 9/28/07, 12:17 PM