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The garlic seems to release some kind of feel good endorphin that causes a real sense of well being.
In my case that would come from the garlic breath keeping annoying people away from me. Remove most of the people I deal with and I would be bound to feel good!
TFV
Rodger, my wife and I go to a doctor for hormone replacement.It's the wildest thing that's ever happened to us.We have the meds. made by a compounding pharmacist though the doctor. Add Cialis to this, is like rocket fuel.
Personally, I was born in the garlic capital of the world. Yep. Inhaled the fragrance daily beginning in the crib. 'Been eating it daily all my days. Always fresh peeled and crushed. Only raw in salad dressing or pesto.
In college I wrote a paper about "The Stink Rose" (member of the same family) and garlic's healthy attributes. As far as "private parts" were concerned, it supposedly assists in the prevention and curing of the dreaded yeast infection. But, I'll have to take your word for its dong-FX.
So, are you chasing MoSup up and down the stairs with all that improved "circulation?" ;))
And another thing.....
eaten raw within 5-10 minutes of being husked and sliced.
Paulie and the boys in Goodfellas, finely slicing the cloves with the single edge razor. Nice touch. Come to think of it, they always had plenty of women around, too.
I'm a garlic fiend Rog. For fresh and uncooked, my ceasar dressing is to die for and my pistachio/red pepper pesto will have you swooning. Something about taking it medicinally though, doesn't sit right, but hey, that's why I take cinnamon.
Sadly, as I have also read that cooking destroys the best aspects of garlic, my favorite garlic dish involves lightly sauteeing 2 bulbs(!) worth of cloves in olive oil that have been minced, adding some chopped green olives and al dente pasta, swirling it around for a minute and adding grated parmesan reggiano(no other cheese will do) You will die it's so good. And so will any one you exhale near to the next day.
BTW, I'm 55, in perfect health, if you get my drift, beat guys half my age in tennis, blahblahblah, can I lay it it the feet of garlic? WTF knows. Another thing is the great cleansing the next morning after a garlic meal.
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If you looking for a date, that pesto recipe would certainly reel them in. Not to mention the, uh, tennis aspect. ;)
OT: A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls
out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our
glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice."
An Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass
into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In
the Middle East we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need
to drink out of the same glass twice either.
The Texas girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer and drinks it,
throws her glass into the air, pulls out her gun and shoots the Mexican and
the Arab, and catches her glass. She says, "In America we have so many
illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones
twice.
God Bless America!
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Juice!
Born in Gilroy, eh? Been there several times. I still remember the first time going to Garlic World and they had the free samples of pickled garlic cloves sitting out on the counter. Ate a bunch of them because they were so good. Could not get rid of the smell for 3 days! Kept brushing and brushing and gargling, not realizing that you sweat the stuff out of your pores.
Have to admit: Never was attacked once by a vampire!
Dr. Hardcrab~~You are correct, sir! As far as vampires go, Gilroy's got to be the safest place on Earth. :)
I'm guessing that the two twits in the rollover aren't expecting anyone needing to actually, you know, Open the Doors?
No, Gilroy is NOT the safest place on earth. My ex-husband was born there. GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Stepperg
great joke, I stole it, thanks
john