Before they Were Famous |
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Monday, October 22, 2007
3 comments:
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Anonymous said...
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HFS!
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10/22/07, 12:22 PM
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Grumpyunk said...
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That's gonna leave a mark.
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10/22/07, 12:33 PM
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Anonymous said...
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Howard Dean
Known in high school as “Weird Howie” and voted “Most Likely to Become a Political Prisoner,” Dr. Dean did considerable “bumming around” and, by his own admission, drank prodigious amounts of beer from time to time. Before attending Yale and ultimately Columbia for his medical degree, he tried several schools, among them Oscar Meyer Academy, Fly By Night Teacher’s College, and Kwikset University.
Along the way he acquired a serious cough and was diagnosed with 3rd stage uvular displacement, likely from a psychological aberration which caused him to sleep with his foot in his mouth. The constant bacterial infections probably inspired his first published medical paper, “Cultivating Viruses for Fun and Profit.” Later, as governor of Vermont, or New Hampshire, or Newfoundland . . . one of those stormy, frozen wastelands . . . he frequently told his staff, “One of these days, you’ll see, you’ll all be sorry for making fun of me. I’ll show you. I’m gonna be President!” -
10/22/07, 1:17 PM
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