My Unified Theory of Al Gore and Other Preposterous Phenomena |
"It's scientific ... not like Gore" |
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I
know what you're saying, "But Rodge, why should we care about
this?" The reason is, that it's about to drive you insane.
Jimmy
Carter and Yassir Arafat win a Nobel Peace Prize? Al Gore is now being
presented as a shoo-in for this year's Nobel. For what?
WTF! It makes no sense. And those are not
even the most preposterous things in our recent lives, Consider:
- Hillary Clinton is running for President
- Democrats control Congress
- President Bush is called stupid, while the two men he
defeated for that office are considered smart, - grades, IQ and
achievement notwithstanding!
- Michael Moore and Al Gore win awards for documentaries which amn't.
- Scrappleface loses Best Humor Blog to humorless leftwing dickweeds.
Blah-Blah-Blah. How can this happen? Here's how ... (Right)
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There
is but one explanation for all this. There's a leak betwixt parallel
universes, and these schmucks are bleeding into ours. These leaky portals are fittingly called wormholes. Captured intel identifies the biggest wormhole as "Leaky Leahy Pass" |
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We
must find and plug these wormholes, and stuff these interlopers back
where they came from - a universe populated entirely by shit
heads,and where they may actually make sense to other Shitheadians.
OR, and this is where I need your financial help ... I will create our
own universe. I mean a real one. (Right) Since I'll be God, only
people I like will live there, and eat endless supplies of pizza
and mashed potatoes. Nobody will wear clothes and people will
offer their virgin daugh .... . I'm getting ahead of
myself. This can happen though.
For those interested in learning a bit more about this subject, here's a chunk (25 minutes) of the BBC series about "TIME" that concerns itself with the 11th Dimension, and Alternative Universes. Lots to think about, eh wot? I have to clean the garage.