Wednesday, October 03, 2007

Woof


Woof
“A dog goes to the post office to send a telegram.

He hands over the form, on which is written "Woof woof woof woof".

The clerk says to the dog, "You know there's a five word minimum charge. You could add another 'woof' to this for nothing."

To which the dog replies, "Yeah sure, but then it wouldn't make any sense."
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10/03/2007 05:00:00 PM 6 Comments

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Anonymous said...

Sometimes four words are enough, e.g.

"Don't tread on me"
"Live free or die"
"I am, Who am"
"The Eagle has landed"

Start padding, and it's gonna sound like this:

"woof woof woof I did not have sex with that woman woof woof woof"

10/3/07, 6:41 PM
Anonymous said...

From the latest , a two-fer:

"We don't fight fair"
"We fight to win"

10/3/07, 7:26 PM
OregonGuy said...

Today marks a day where sense made sense.

I give you "Stewart Dimmock Day".

Pass around the cocktails. Remember, appropriate behaviour.

And make sure you nudge your favorite Lefty.

10/3/07, 9:41 PM
Anonymous said...

Hah! Love it!

10/3/07, 11:22 PM
Kaptain Krude said...

So, I had to looking for who Stewart Dimmock is, and I finally found out. Here's a good (but short) interview with him.

10/4/07, 10:38 AM
Anonymous said...

Come and take them. (Molon Labe, of course)

10/5/07, 10:33 PM

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