Curmudgeonly & Skeptical presents Boned Jello: Fly Balls

Monday, November 05, 2007

Fly Balls

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I learned from some detective show that European men's underwear doesn't have the "fly" opening that's standard here in the US of A. It set me to wondering why we have it? Do any of you men use it?

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Rodger the Real King of France 11/05/2007 12:56:00 PM 14 Comments

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14 comments:

Eli said...: I wear boxer briefs and some don't have the fly. The ones that do, I still don't use it.; 11/5/07, 1:10 PM
Anonymous said...: No one uses the fly, but if it aint there, you're wearing panties.
Tim; 11/5/07, 1:25 PM
Kim du Toit said...: Tim, you say "wearing panties" like that's a Bad Thing...; 11/5/07, 1:36 PM
Anonymous said...: The only time I wear breifs is with dress pants and a suit. Other than that it's jeans and nothing. I will say hoever that you need to be careful sitting down once in a while. Split rail fences come to mind.
Cannon Man; 11/5/07, 2:03 PM
Anonymous said...: Fruit of the Loom and Haines put it there just to cause John Roberts and Al Gore to have 'penis envy'.; 11/5/07, 2:24 PM
K-nine said...: I used to be a "commando" man myself. I usually wear boxer briefs, but have gotten boxers for x-mas etc. Boxers I use the fly because they don't have as much give. Briefs it depends on the pants and how fast I gotta go.; 11/5/07, 4:11 PM
Anonymous said...: I'm in my 60's, have a bit of a weak bladder and get damned sick and tired of waiting for all the Euro wannabes unbucking, draging the pants down, rearranging, tucking shirts, zipping and re-buckling; all the while 30 other guys are trying to get back to their seats before the end of intermission. For crying out loud, unzip it, pull it out, whiz and rezip... oh yeh, put it back it before zipping.; 11/5/07, 4:25 PM
Anonymous said...: I go with the UnderArmour cycle leg briefs. When you have hairy, thick thighs and jog, anything less has the effect of rubbing 2 brillo pads together. Just not fun.

I remember many years ago wearing a cheap pair of briefs that didn't keep shape allowing the front fly to sag open. Big Jim & the Twins just kept bowing to the will of gravity, which made things very uncomfortable.; 11/5/07, 4:31 PM
Anonymous said...: Ive been seen wearing panties several times, Kim. But it's usually on my head....
Tim; 11/5/07, 4:51 PM
Anonymous said...: You can shake it
you can squeeze it
you can bang it on the wall,
but you gotta
put it in yur pants
for that last
drop to fall.

I'm with cannon man on this'n, too.; 11/5/07, 9:28 PM
Linda Sue O'Grady said...: No matter what I'm wearing, I always use the fly.; 11/5/07, 9:49 PM
Rodger the Real King of France said...: oh my; 11/5/07, 10:53 PM
cmblake6 said...: Commando.; 11/6/07, 10:46 AM
Desert Cat said...: euro men have had their man parts surgically removed. That's why they don't need a fly. They're trained from birth to sit and piddle like the girls.

Yes, I use the fly. And that one pair of euro-briefs I inadvertently purchased pissed me off to no end.; 11/7/07, 10:39 PM

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