Florida - 41-14

Go figure - a palindrome

Dump

Killed By UFO

Here's Your Proof

Tucson Pete

Internet Crime

Okay, what's the answer, and should I even care?

Strap-on Jet

Jet Powered Strap-on

This guy built a strap-on, kerosene powered jet pack that actually works. It's all the more impressive since he's so dumb he can't even speak English. I think the Border Wardens can use this.

Fixed

Snowman Kit

Make a Snowman

When I think of Italy I don't think of snow, so this kit must be for export to the United States. They must think we've become way lazy over here. Oh, right.

Sammich Fun

Make your date laugh

Pelosi Fun

So It’s “The First 100 Hours” - What Has Pelosi Passed?

Remote controlled border watch.

Today's Brilliant Idea

Do you know those signs that say "This road is sponsored by Joe & Helen's Bar & Grill?"   I'm not real sure how that works, but I am pretty certain that Joe and Helen do not spend weekends sweeping dirt off Route 202. Instead they probably just gave some money for that sign.  My idea is to let people be responsible for sections of our border, but in a more interactive fashion. Here's how it works. I sign up for a hundred yard strip of border somewhere in Arizona.  The cost?  A $100 mini cam sitting on a stump, or a pole.  That 100 yards may have as many as a dozen sponsors, all of whom agree to take a 2 hour stretch every day.  Hell, I have this program that came with my Logitech minicam that uses motion detection.  I can set it to take single frames, or film anytime someone gets near my computer, and sound an alarm as well.  Using that technology means the warden (we'll he called Border Wardens) can take a pee, or make some popcorn while on duty.  When someone is detected sneaking over my section of Arizona border, I can turn on a warning light, and yell  "¡Hey usted - vaya a continuación, hacen mi día!"  The intrusion coordinates are sent to the volunteer border posse who will be there within 2 minutes.  It's also possible, if somewhat problematic, to have a string of M-60 machine guns along the border that can be aimed and fired with a joystick.  Or fly an RC rocket equipped Jet           Cost= 1% of what the gummint would pay. My job is to come up with the ideas, yours is to implement them. Let's aim for April 10th.

McCain's Leak

McNasty

The consensus of opinion holds that John McCain leaked the 140 page Giuliani brief after an aide left it in a Florida hotel room. "It was just surgical," says one senior campaign staffer for another GOP presidential hopeful, of the leak. "They [McCain campaign loyalists] are being systematic about taking down the opposition, even if it means tearing the party apart." <snip> The McCain campaign has ruffled some Republican feathers as he has criticized the party and conservatives as he seeks to broaden his support beyond the GOP base. Giuliani, who rates as highly as McCain on such issues as national security and homeland defense, but is more moderate on some social issues, is viewed as the major threat to McCain in the center/moderate Republican arena. - "Rough on Rudy" I cannot believe that there is wide conservative support for McCain, the man responsible for the single most comprehensive undermining of our First Amendment rights in all of history.  I find him as morally repugnant as any Democrat.  Plus, I gave him $10 to get me a tuna sammich once, and he kept the change.

Human Recipe

Today's Recipe