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One winter morning during breakfast a husband and wife (who was
a blonde)
in
northern
Minnesota were
listening to the radio. They heard the
announcer say, "We are going to have
8 to 10 inches of snow
today. You must park your car on the even-numbered
side of the
street, so the snowplows can get through."
So the good
wife went out and moved her car.
A week later while they are eating
breakfast again, the radio
announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12
inches of snow today.
You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of
the street,
so the snowplows can get through." The good wife went out
and
moved her car again.
The next week they are again having
breakfast, when the radio
announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches
of snow today.
You must park..." Then the electric power went out. The
good
wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face
she
said, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street
do
I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?"
With the love and
understanding in his voice that all men who
are married to blondes exhibit,
the husband replied, "Why don't
you just leave it in the garage this
time?"
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