Thursday, January 10, 2008

Republicans what ain't

Ta-ta-da-da, da-ta-da-ta-ta




New Hampshire Republicans aren’t, really.

John McCain fought to stop tax cuts (in 2001 and 2003) and partnered with Ted Kennedy (the Republican Antichrist) to support what real Republicans call amnesty for illegal aliens.

New Hampshire “Republicans” voted for John McCain.

Presumably coming next: New Hampshire Democrats who oppose civil rights and scoff at global warming.

Tears still work (unless you’re a Republican.)

Right up until today, I thought the scariest statistic in this country was that 16 percent of us believe Elvis is still alive. Much scarier: 50 percent of Americans believe Hillary Clinton’s tears were genuine and spontaneous.

Team Clinton continues to rely on P.T. Barnum’s two life philosophies: “Nobody ever went broke (i.e. lost an election) underestimating the intelligence of the American people” and “There’s a sucker born every minute.” [fun continued]

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Were Elvis alive, he would have turned 73 on January 8th.

Hillary didn't even cry. She just used the "weepy voice", and by the time the media got done with it, the popular belief was that Hillary actually cried over the state of our nation. Watch it again, if you can stand it.

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