Monday, January 21, 2008

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Cramps?
Dr.Schlong to the rescue
Leg Cramp Cure
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I was sitting on the sofa yesterday when of a sudden I got a killer leg cramp.  Of course I bellowed like a wounded elephant, yelling "leg cramp," so they wouldn't think it was a heart attack and start jumping on my chest.  Mother Superior instructed "Pinch your upper lip - just do it," and I did.  Cramp stopped immediately.  She heard it from  some television doctor. 


1/21/2008 09:38:00 AM 5 Comments

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Anonymous said...

Acient Chinese secret...AccuClampture.

1/21/08, 10:49 AM
Anonymous said...

And if you get an ice cream headache you should push your tongue against the roof of your mouth (I think that's right).

1/21/08, 11:04 AM
Anonymous said...

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Someone told me that in college. Remembered it a couple years later and damn if it doesn't work!

>>>

1/21/08, 12:02 PM
OregonGuy said...

Been using it for years. Last time, I asked my son if it helped. He said it sure did hurt,but the cramp was gone.

Lol. I like hurting my sons. They think I love them.

Bwahahaha.

1/21/08, 2:05 PM
MCPO Airdale said...

Used to kick my brother in the nuts. . . stopped all notion of cramps.

1/21/08, 2:19 PM

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