Monday, January 21, 2008

Saving lives since 2002

Cramps?
Dr.Schlong to the rescue
Leg Cramp Cure
Unplugged

I was sitting on the sofa yesterday when of a sudden I got a killer leg cramp.  Of course I bellowed like a wounded elephant, yelling "leg cramp," so they wouldn't think it was a heart attack and start jumping on my chest.  Mother Superior instructed "Pinch your upper lip - just do it," and I did.  Cramp stopped immediately.  She heard it from  some television doctor. 


5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Acient Chinese secret...AccuClampture.

Anonymous said...

And if you get an ice cream headache you should push your tongue against the roof of your mouth (I think that's right).

Anonymous said...

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Someone told me that in college. Remembered it a couple years later and damn if it doesn't work!

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OregonGuy said...

Been using it for years. Last time, I asked my son if it helped. He said it sure did hurt,but the cramp was gone.

Lol. I like hurting my sons. They think I love them.

Bwahahaha.

MCPO Airdale said...

Used to kick my brother in the nuts. . . stopped all notion of cramps.

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