Monday, March 03, 2008

Doomsday and ratbastards

DOOMSDAY and RATBASTARDS
Shudder



The Hitler Channel ran an interesting piece last night, "Doomsday 2012." 

There are prophecies and oracles from around the world that all seem to point to December 21, 2012 as doomsday. The ancient Mayan Calendar, the medieval predictions of Merlin, the Book of Revelation and the Chinese oracle of the I Ching all point to this specific date as the end of civilization. A new technology called "The Web-Bot Project" makes massive scans of the internet as a means of forecasting the future... and has turned up the same dreaded date: 2012. Skeptics point to a long history of "Failed Doomsdays", but many oracles of doom throughout history have a disturbingly accurate track record. As the year 2012 ticks ever closer we'll speculate if there are any reasons to believe these doom sayers.

Conjecture: Left out of this hyperventilated blurb is that, more fundamentally, it seems that certain planet alignments during that period are conducive to "another" alignment of the earth on its axis.  Mother Superior was particularly taken by it, because the "doomsday" date corresponds to dialog from purported visions and predictions being made by the Blessed Mother.  STOP.  That's not what this is about. This is:

Scientific Fact: What I read from all this is that Earth is undergoing predictable, ongoing climate change,which spawned a predictable gaggle of doom sayers, hucksters, and scared  people willing to be led.  It is also a foundation for the current Global Warming political movement, a pure concoction rooted in the liberal conceit that they are gods, and therefore able to move mountains if only we will listen to them, and give them all our money.  They believe this.  The very smart liberals (aka crooks, charlatans) recognize the movement for what it is, an invitation for a power grab.  I'm for horsewhipping them, and hanging their leaders, but that's just me.


Conjecture:  BTW, and FWIW, I actually did find myself studying Edgar Cayce while I lived in Virginia Beach, where the Edgar Cayce Institute is located.  Cayce too predicted a somewhat catastrophic turn of events that would see much of the East coast down to Virginia Beach disappear, and dittos for the west coast.  Additionally, after the shift, what was left of the United States would be near the equator.  I take solace in that knowledge).

8 comments:

OregonGuy said...

(Laughs out loud.)

Solace. Indeed.


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ricpic said...

I'll bet Gore has mountainous movements.

Anonymous said...

2012 eh? I'm not gonna sweat it, time for a few beers. Sure they didn't mean 2112, coz really, what's the rush?

Rodger the Real King of France said...

Sister Mary Eleanor told us that Ireland would sink into the sea before the horror of Armageddon began (in gratitude for keeping the faith while the rest of Britain went Prot). So, if you hear that news you can be pretty sure it's time to do whatever it is you'll do. Which reminds me of a joke about a guy seated next to a gorgeous woman when the pilot announces they're going to crash ... .

AnnoyedOne said...

Which reminds me of a joke about a guy seated next to a gorgeous woman when the pilot announces they're going to crash ...

I wonder if that happened on that Lufthansa flight? ;-)

Anonymous said...

I studied his stuff too.
Traveled there for weekends and had dinner with his grandson on a lecture tour in Ohio. I have all 14,000 readings (transcript) on CD around here somewhere... I think their stuff is great and it has done me wonders of good. And yes, he did say that most of what is west of the Mississippi would be water. A fault-break (earthquake) would allow water to come east of the Rockies, making them islands. (e.g. Pacific Ocean)

It got a bit too religious for me, after a while. I doubt it was their 'fault' - he was always a deeply religious man - so it is natural that his organization would be very religious too.

But the straw that really got me was that one of the presenters insisted that Cayce taught that we could not use any of our talents or gifts for our own personal gain or benefit. Not even to get a good parking spot at a mall. We were only supposed to help others - as Cayce did.

I couldn't reconcile that.

I study Abraham-Hicks and Centerpointe now. I'm much happier.

Anonymous said...

Is Cayce old gibberish for Casca? Casca is really worth studying.

So's Juice.

But the Tail gunner, spinner of aphorism is he the new James Joyce.

HillaryNeedsAVacation. Long gone and yet fondly remembered. My angel.

Jack of Thompson's: Nice try, but we'll have to look again about actors.

Anonymous: You've always been right and wrong. Deal with your own dichotomy. Janus.

JMcD is on the front page, prolly our title page:
"March,March,March the boys are tramp"

Well thank goodness it wasn't Ricin!
-- TFV

Rodg, we're making our own mythology here. Plus, you're banned from Red China.

Good on that.

Kim du Toit said...

Oh god... it's a rerun of the prophecies made before 06/06/06, 11/11/11, and all the other little numerological wank-offs.

And these people, no doubt, are allowed to vote, too?

We are SO fucking doomed.

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