scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Thursday, April 03, 2008
Ah Spring
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"Well there you are Molly. I told you no good would come of it when the beagle bitch got into the rabbit pen"
- 4/3/08, 11:35 AM
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JMcD! Hahaha, exactly what my morning eyes had to decipher. bunny? nope. puppy. :)
thanks for another great pic, Rodger. All cuddly, fuzzy and warm. - 4/3/08, 1:16 PM
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Well, f*ck me entirely too much. Live long enuf and you finally figure out some tricky stuff.
All my life I've pondered and fretted over the way women react to babies. I mean, they completely discombobulate. And take away the word *cute* from the discussion, and there'd be no discussion at all.
"Isn't he cute." "Oh, my God, what a cute baby!" JHC! I've never seen a cute infant in my entire life . . . fat, wrinkled, puffy-eyed, noisy, snotty, pukey little shits. I never could figure out why any woman, after having ONE kid, with all the morning sickness, the sleepless nights, the sore nipples, the varicose veins, the hard-to-lose weight gain, the smelly diapers, the terrible twos, the mysterious fevers . . . WHY would any woman having gone through all that once ever want to endure it again??!!
It's like I could intellectually understand the instincts -- survival of the race and all that -- but emotionally, viscerally, I couldn't get a handle on it any more than I could explain to a woman precisely what it feels like to ride a bike over a curb, slide off the seat, and hit those aggies on the crossbar.
Now I know. I look at puppies and the same gooeyness comes over me that comes over women when they see babies. Finally! I get it. My apologies to all those ladies I've ridiculed, condescended to, and criticized all these years. And I had to get the lesson from another curmudgeon. C'est la vie. - 4/3/08, 5:14 PM
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ET~~ Dude! you got all them woids from one sweet, lil' puppy pic?
"Cute"... ;p - 4/4/08, 11:19 AM