Feel a bowel movement coming on?

Today's "I'm not making this up."

"Our once-pristine wildlands are threatened by ever increasing problems of pollution. Since its first publication in 1989, How to Shit in the Woods has been adopted by outdoor enthusiasts everywhere as part of the solution" [Book Promo] ” At first glance I thought "gag book,"  But no.  It's targeted to, one assumes,  Chablis sipping bathroom athletes who want "An Environmentally Sound Approach to a Lost Art."   Topics include: "the growing array of travelers' field water-disinfecting systems, Giardia contamination and the now infamous critter Cryptosporidium, crotch-accessible clothing for women, and a fresh batch of "worst experience" stories, all peppered with irreverent musings. For the purist, there are more wise t.p.-less techniques from the Old World." Here's a hint: This 128 page book  = 64 wipes, if you go with Singer Sheryl Crow's "single square" dictate.  I know what you're thinking. Too late.  Someone already wrote "How To Have Sex in the Woods."   How about "How to tie your shoes in the Woods?"  There's, evidently, a huge audience willing to pony up.