If it's stupid, it must be Gore

Goremobile II

From the most dangerous man on Earth

You  have immediately deduced that this is not Al Gore demonstrating the Goremobile II, because the body is that of someone less than fat-assed.   The real, unidentified, brainiac is pictured to the right.  With nothing further to go on, I will assemble the story behind this apparent idiocy, based on what I know. Professor Nimrod Olsen, working on a perpetual grant awarded to him by Sen. Gore in 1984, finally delivers the "Green Machine"  I know what you're saying.  "But, Rodge, where's the benefit over a bicycle? "  Elementary, my dear Watsons.  Because there are no gears and chains required, the Earth will save 12 Trillion units of carbon on their manufacture.  I know.  It's how True Believers think. Actual idiot