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scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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Bwa Ha Haaaa!!
I only had to listen carefully twice to catch the gist of it. Did you really not get it, or did you say the above with your tongue firmly in cheek?
SPOILER: It seems that the guy's parents had dropped by unexpectedly and he was making sandwiches for them. She asks, "You've been shopping?" and he says, "No, there was a cucumber in the fridge." That's when she gets the horrified look on her face and the card asks "Isn't it time you bought a vibrator?" Then Dad says, "You can't beat a good cucumber."
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No, I'm not kidding. Me and Hardcrab both tried, and couldn't understand that half-cockney stuff. Thanks, it's funnier than I'd thought.
Well, I just don't know if that couple is gonna make it....That girl just loves to nag when it comes to things in the fridge...Why just the other day she just got all over him when she came home and he was putting cool whip on her sister's.....well anyway..........a word to the wise, as they say.
I take it they made cucumber sandwiches?
I take it that she had used the cucumber for another form of gratification.
Huh?...Wha?..Aw, heck...It was her sister's jello...Dang.
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I just want to know what the dad says about mum. From the look on her face, he said something to suggest she "likes" a good cucumber too....
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