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scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
Chicken Phil sent me the following today in honor of our High School Sophomore English teacher:
Eulogizing Ted
But the bastard's not quite dead
Mary Jo is, though
Yes, I know that you Barn Army members don't know him, but that's because he's in deep cover.
Casca
Of course Mary Jo never had a chance to grow old, suffer from old age or be helicoptered hundreds of miles to the best hospital in the country...
How come the Kennedys can have a compound but if I had one ATF and FBI would be sniffing around? But on the brighter side, ICE would not be needed!
Cpl/Major Mike
I was at the gun store/range this moring when I saw the news on the overhead tv.
As I was watching, I noticed a guy to my right (with a HD shirt) getting a line on a gun he was looking at by aiming at the tv.
I told him that I understood his instrincts, but that I had caught him in the act.
Ted needs to quit trying to detox himself on his own.
Siezures are symptons that alcoholics are prone to suffer.