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Saturday, May 10, 2008

Sohie's Choice was a lark compared to this

For the sake of this poll, let's pretend that ..

OMFG

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A week before the election, John McCain loses his temper and is filmed firing a MA Deuce, mounted on the back of a pick-up truck, at Rush Limbaugh's house, and then smearing his face with his own excrement. He's led away in a straight jacket. There will now be a Democrat president, and YOU have the deciding vote. Which one will take the longest to inflict irreparable damage upon the nation, thus giving us time for the coup? I'm serious. Who will it be? No, this is not Seattle, you only get one vote.

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Rodger the Real King of France 5/10/2008 10:01:00 PM 12 Comments

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12 comments:

Anonymous said...: I will insist on voting from the rooftops.; 5/9/08, 10:06 PM
Anonymous said...: Can't I just eat my waffle and grits?

o v o'; 5/9/08, 10:10 PM
Anonymous said...: As much as it killed me, I hit the Hillary button. She's so detested, zero chance of getting her socialist agenda passed.

Gummint at an impasse, doing nothing. Just the way I like 'em.

Obama elected, that 100-day honeymoon? Katey bar the door, because the borders are breached. Mebbe will be taking in boarders. Tho prolly not voters of Her Filthyness.

I'm doomed.; 5/9/08, 11:37 PM
Anonymous said...: Four years ago, democrats were talking about moving to Canada-- not that they did...

Is there anywhere an unreconstructed, reprobate, far-right, ultra-conservative, rethugliKKKan, reich-wing, clinging-to-guns-and-religion person like me can go to avoid what'll become of us?

rockville; 5/10/08, 2:27 AM
Anonymous said...: Unfortunately, of the three the hildabeast has the biggest balls of them all. I can't stand the bitch, but I believe she wouldn't flinch in dealing with our enemies. Obama is nothing less that a huge pussy.; 5/10/08, 9:43 AM
Rodger the Real King of France said...: I'd be afraid to do apoll between McCain and The Beast, that's how bad he is.; 5/10/08, 10:04 AM
ricpic said...: All free expression will become hate speech under Obama. And very quickly, too. There'll be no returning to even the shadow of a republic we have now. He's the greater danger by far.; 5/10/08, 9:15 PM
Anonymous said...: I'm sure Hillary would love me, too. Talk about a forced choice! ......about like choosing between being badly constipated, and exploding in a big brown cloud.; 5/11/08, 7:59 AM
Anonymous said...: I cannot BELIEVE the idiocy of people. All this Clinton-lovin going on here. Oh, I guess it's just Obama hatred.

Let me put it this way:
The house next door is empty. Who would you rather see move in?
A - A tree-hugging commie-loving leftie with a lot of weird ideas.
B - A thoroughly corrupt husband and wife team who will take over your neighborhood and run it for their own benefit, eviscerating every hope you ever had for yourself, your spouse, and your children. If you organize against them, they will turn your life into a living HELL ON EARTH, even importing gang members to terrorize you and rape your children, and then smirk when they wave at you in the morning. "Don't cross us! You'll pay! You'll wish you were never born." is the sum meaning of their entire lives. They will eventually run every aspect of your life.

The choice seems quite clear to me. We survived four years of Carter, we can survive four years of Obama IF McCain loses.; 5/11/08, 8:32 AM
Anonymous said...: Wow. I honestly find myself unable to choose.

It's like, would you rather die:

a) Being tied to a giant spit and slowly roast to death over a searing fire.

b) Being tied up, covered with cheese wiz, and tossed into a pit full of starving rats.

A short way into the "which choice may be slightly less horrible" analysis, I have to decide that it doesn't matter; flip a coin and let me know. Sophistic rationalizations like "At least the fire might be cheery", or "Maybe rats are kind of cute" don't help, in my case.

- Icarus; 5/11/08, 4:37 PM
Anonymous said...: it's worst an islamoloving than a commie-loving. And Carter supports Obama, it's not by chance
I think you understimate Obama, he is the worst; 5/11/08, 5:27 PM
LGD said...: I would vote for McCain. His running mate would then become Vice-President and then succeed McCain in office under the 25th Amendment.; 5/11/08, 5:45 PM

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Sohie's Choice was a lark compared to this

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