Married four times

A Bride at Eighty-Four

“ On the occasion of her fourth marriage, an 84-year old woman was interviewed by local media.  The reporter asked questions about her life,  what it felt like to marry at her age, and what her new husband's occupation was? "He's a funeral director," she replied.  "My first husband, who I married in my twenties, was a  banker.  The second, twenty years later was a circus ringmaster, and at age sixty-two I  wed a preacherman." The interviewer commented on the diversity of occupations, and she responded. "Yes, I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go." ” Blame Mike