But he looks like a presidenntial candidate!It's a trick! Shoot him.

Today's Night of the Living Gore

Didn't we learn anything from Night of the Living Dead?!? I guess not.  I think the reasons we're not killing today's Green Zombies on sight are threefold. Except for abortion lovers, we value life too much. They're already dead for chrissake! It's against our current archaic laws to desecrate corpses We must change that. Sign the petition. Some of them look like people we know Maybe so, but they aren't. Their brains were eaten by Al Gore and they are determined to eat your flesh. We only have 412 days to rid ourselves of these demons before the planet is consumed.  Think I'm being all boy who cried wolf?  Werewolf, maybe.  Look at this from Australia. “ TV ads cause carbon carnage AUSTRALIAN television advertising is producing as much as 57 tonnes of carbon dioxide per hour, and thirty second ad breaks are among the worst offenders, according to audit figures from pitch consultants TrinityP3. Carbon emissions are particularly strong during high-rating programs such as the final episodes of the Ten Network’s Biggest Loser, which produced 2135kgs per 30 second ad, So You Think You Can Dance at 2061kg for every 30 seconds, closely followed by the Seven News 6pm news at 1689kg and Border Security at 1802kg. TrinityP3 managing director Darren Woolley said emissions are calculated by measuring a broadcasters’ power consumption and that of a consumer watching an ad on television in their home ... blah-blah-blah ” We must act now.  Sign this petition and send to your STATE lawmakers. Whereas our nation's life is in clear and present danger, and whereas those responsible are already brain dead, I am urging you to make it legal, and a patriotic duty to shoot these people on sight. Now we switch you back to our reporter rockville, on the scene.  ... rockville?   Are you there rockville?  OMG, rockville's been et!