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In 2040, Paris Hilton was forced to buy a Russian husband. |
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Saturday, July 19, 2008
21 comments:
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Anonymous said...
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Smell this honey.
Ozaob -
7/19/08, 11:08 AM
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Anonymous said...
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I checked, your a quart low.
Ozaob -
7/19/08, 11:09 AM
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Anonymous said...
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As your bodyguard Ms. Schlussel, you going down on the beach with the Obama 300 in that hot swimwear, I alone can't guarantee your safety.
Ozaob -
7/19/08, 11:21 AM
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Anonymous said...
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See! I told you if you ate that shellfish you would swell up. Now look at you, you no longer fit into your bikini!
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7/19/08, 11:22 AM
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Anonymous said...
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Overflow parking is that way.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick -
7/19/08, 11:41 AM
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Anonymous said...
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Do you own a mirror? Do you use it? Now go home and change. You're scaring the children.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick -
7/19/08, 11:42 AM
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pdwalker said...
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Do you look fat in that bikini? - in a word? Yes.
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7/19/08, 1:12 PM
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Anonymous said...
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What did I tell you about carrying our lunch in the front of your swimsuit.
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7/19/08, 1:13 PM
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Anonymous said...
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She: "It must have shrunk over the winter."
rockville -
7/19/08, 1:26 PM
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Anonymous said...
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Not now Bill, I'm trying to win the MILF vote.
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7/19/08, 1:41 PM
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Anonymous said...
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"Sand in your schlitz?"....I TOLD you to stay on the beach towel!"
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7/19/08, 1:52 PM
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Anonymous said...
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"And, dammit, where's that Idaho potato I told you to bring!?"
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7/19/08, 2:29 PM
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Anonymous said...
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If I pull your finger again, will it go back to normal?
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7/19/08, 2:59 PM
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Anonymous said...
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Our standard Floridian moan in November: "Oh no, the Northeasterners are back on our beaches again...."
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7/19/08, 3:12 PM
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Kim du Toit said...
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In 2040, Paris Hilton was forced to buy a Russian husband.
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7/19/08, 3:13 PM
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James Hooker - Nipple Whisperer said...
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¨you´ve got the audience right where you wan´t ´em...not get back up there and thing a thimple thong!¨
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7/19/08, 4:24 PM
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Anonymous said...
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Zee Americans, zey have zis game call "Hokey Pokey." We try, yes?
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7/19/08, 4:27 PM
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Anonymous said...
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du Toit nailed it!!!
Can't improve on that. -
7/19/08, 4:59 PM
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Rodger the Real King of France said...
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yes, the judges agree ... du toit wins the porche.
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7/19/08, 9:13 PM
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Anonymous said...
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YOU'RE not supposed to wear the beer goggles.
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7/19/08, 9:59 PM
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Anonymous said...
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Does this bikini make my ass look fat?
Boneshaker -
7/19/08, 10:23 PM
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