In 2040, Paris Hilton was forced to buy a Russian husband. |
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scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
In 2040, Paris Hilton was forced to buy a Russian husband. |
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"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
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Smell this honey.
Ozaob
I checked, your a quart low.
Ozaob
As your bodyguard Ms. Schlussel, you going down on the beach with the Obama 300 in that hot swimwear, I alone can't guarantee your safety.
Ozaob
See! I told you if you ate that shellfish you would swell up. Now look at you, you no longer fit into your bikini!
Overflow parking is that way.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
Do you own a mirror? Do you use it? Now go home and change. You're scaring the children.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
Do you look fat in that bikini? - in a word? Yes.
What did I tell you about carrying our lunch in the front of your swimsuit.
She: "It must have shrunk over the winter."
rockville
Not now Bill, I'm trying to win the MILF vote.
"Sand in your schlitz?"....I TOLD you to stay on the beach towel!"
"And, dammit, where's that Idaho potato I told you to bring!?"
If I pull your finger again, will it go back to normal?
Our standard Floridian moan in November: "Oh no, the Northeasterners are back on our beaches again...."
In 2040, Paris Hilton was forced to buy a Russian husband.
¨you´ve got the audience right where you wan´t ´em...not get back up there and thing a thimple thong!¨
Zee Americans, zey have zis game call "Hokey Pokey." We try, yes?
du Toit nailed it!!!
Can't improve on that.
yes, the judges agree ... du toit wins the porche.
YOU'RE not supposed to wear the beer goggles.
Does this bikini make my ass look fat?
Boneshaker