Sunday, September 07, 2008

The Earth Bawl

I can't breathe

Yesterday I posted on the Earth Firster's angst over Sarah Palin (famous climate warming denier), but I missed the plum of the month.  When I said these folks are always good for a laugh, I way understated.  I'm dying here boss.

18 comments:

AnnoyedOne said...

So, if a tree falls on an Earth First member in the forest does everyone laugh? ;-)

AnnoyedOne said...

This has got to be satire right? It's not?
Bwaaaaaaaaaa

Anonymous said...

Walk around and double tap each one.
ozaoB

AnnoyedOne said...

No no, I want them out campaigning for Obama!

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Anonymous said...

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Gawd! I remember those types from college! We called them Earth Dogs. If you could ignore their hairy legs, you could easily get laid by telling them your name was Pete Moss.....

;-]

>>>

Rodger the Real King of France said...

It reminded me, on a larger scale of course, of Grizzley Man sobbing over a bear cub eaten by its daddy.

pdwalker said...

These people are @#$%ing completely insane!

Rodger the Real King of France said...

They have more influence with Congress than us combined.

Anonymous said...

Meanwhile, the trees are gasping for CO2.
-DougM

AnnoyedOne said...

Z'actly Rodger :-(

People think its just hyperbole when I say these "people" hate humans but its clear that they value rocks and dead wood above the rest of us.

Anonymous said...

Yep. Every one of them is insane, there's not a rational thought anywhere in the clearing.

I can't help but laugh at them. They are ridiculous.

Anonymous said...

Libs are always so unhappy.

That's one of the many reasons I'm a conservative.

Anonymous said...

Well, I s'pose it IS better for the trees to reproduce than these fruitcakes. I always wondered where those damned Christmas fruitcakes that nobody ever eats go when the season's over.

I think that I shall never see
A fruitcake lovely as a tree

Anonymous said...

If they are really true believers and not poseurs, then why aren't they naked? The industrial world has provided everything they are wearing and the transportation to get to the wailing site. Rather than double tap them, I would strip them naked and leave them there with a couple of flint knives. My guess is that after about two weeks of starving they would set upon one of their number and eat the body.
They wouldn't do that because they are vegans? Oh. Too bad.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

Anonymous said...

Hee hee. 'earth dogs'. I guess thats why it's doggy style Dr HC. And I always wondered what they do when they see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant.
Tim

Bob Hawkins said...

Hey, I feel the same way about the Cincinnati Bengals.

Anonymous said...

Ditto Bob, but for me, it's the '9'ers.
oy vey ole'

Anonymous said...

Rodger, you've gotta make this a permanent link at the top of the page. It's an all-time great!!

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