Say
what you will about Wonkette, she has style and flair. So, after
reading three or so posts I thought, "Crap, I'm on KOS." No.
It says Wonkette. Is she a secret meth addict, and this is a down
day? In a flash I had it. She turned her blog over to
guest editor Ken Layne, because he was out of a job.
ITEM: Press Will Never Get To Ask Sarah Palin Any Questions, Because She’s Studying
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Two weeks before Sarah Palin will talk to anyone. It’s like cramming
for the LSAT in two weeks, except in this case, the LSAT is “the
entirety of foreign and domestic United States policy,” which has
nothing to do with The Law.
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Wonkette's snark would, I think, at least include the observation that Obama might have himself benefited by a little boning up.
ITEM: Well, Obviously, Sarah Palin is a racist
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“‘So Sambo beat the bitch!’ This is how Republican Vice Presidential
nominee Sarah Palin described Barack Obama’s win over Hillary Clinton
to political colleagues in a restaurant a few days after Obama locked
up the Democratic Party presidential nomination.” How dare sexist
lipstick dog Sarah Palin call Hillary Clinton a “bitch.”
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Had Layne authored the
(ironic, all things considered) "Hillary's a
bitch" comment, I'd give him style points, but he didn't. Instead
he posts an alleged quote, attributed to an alleged waitress named Lucille, in an unnamed restaurant, where Sarah allegedly dined.
The linked story, too, is from the Moveon.Org playbook. Wishing to document Sarah's racism,
the LA Progressive staff descended on Wasilla, AK to find (it only takes
one) corroborating story about her racism.
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Tough Getting People Who Know Her to Talk
On a more practical level, many people in Alaska, and particularly
Wasilla, are reluctant to speak or be quoted by name because they’re
afraid of her ,,,
“The GOP is kind of like organized crime up here,” an insurance agent
in Anchorage who knows the Palin family, explained. “It’s corrupt and
arrogant. They’re all rich because they do private sweetheart deals
with the oil companies, and they can destroy anyone. And they will, if
they have to.”
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Wow, makes me want to move to Wasilla. Evidently they didn't have Anne
Kilkenny's phone number. There was some excitement over claims that she called a bunch of kids "Little Yu'piks," but it turned out to be her children, who are native Yu'pik.
ITEM:
CONVICTED CRIMINALS
Sarah Palin Always Breaking the Law In Typical Snowbilly Fashion
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If
only John McCain had learned about the Internet before he chose Sarah
Palin — so much “cyber vetting” could’ve happened. Instead, a bunch of
hungover libtard bloggers are using their favorite friend (the
Internet) to dig up all kinds of half-ass semi-comical crimes committed
by that beloved Alaskan anger-bear, Sarah Palin.
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Layne's list of "crimes" include "driving with tinted windows," doing
something without a photo ID , ... . Stuff so insipidly stupid that
I'm thinking maybe he has some humor. I looked at his blog picture
Ken Layne. No. Looks like your typical humorless tard. Maybe Wonkette woke up
after a night of Georgetown bars, and this guy had her pillow? Or
something. She does strike me as the grateful type.
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