Showing posts with label Fun with Liberals. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fun with Liberals. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 29, 2017

Two from Metzger


Caught my humor fancy

Friday, July 08, 2016

We dunt hire liberals

NOTICE


Monday, May 26, 2014

Moving Forward ...

Oh My



Ohio Replaces Lethal Injection With Humane New Head-Ripping-Off Machine
 
 
Cuzzin Ricky

Wednesday, June 06, 2012

Canada Bracing for of Wisconsin Boat People





marc miller

Saturday, February 11, 2012

Caroline Gets The News About Mimi




babanov

Saturday, November 12, 2011

Hi! I'm a Liberal Democrat. ( Is there another kind?)

Hi. I'm a Liberal Democrat




cuzzin ricky

Saturday, October 22, 2011

Old Cranks .....

Sigh
Bad News About Grandpa



Sigh

An elderly man had a massive heart attack and the family drove him to the emergency room. After a while the ER doctor appeared wearing a long face.

"I'm afraid Grandpa is brain-dead, but his heart is still beating."

"Oh, Dear God," cried his wife, "We've never had a liberal in the family   before!"



  Frank 'n Evvy

Saturday, April 23, 2011

Sexism is bad, h'mkay?

Sexism is bad, h'mkay?
Go to any good Progressive website and you will find out that Conservatives are so ate up with sexism that they have actually declared a "war on women". (Seriously. I'm not kidding. Apparently you Conservatives only vote for us because you hate us or something. Anyhow...)

I was gonna rip this guy a new one, but [...] Hey, Eric? You just got your ass kicked by a girl.

Sexism is bad, h'mkay?


Can't Girls Just All Get Along?

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

The Douche

On a serious note ...




cuzzin ricky

Friday, February 11, 2011

Don M Polls the Ranch Hands

Don M takes a poll

Friday, January 28, 2011

An Obamacy of Dunces

So, let me axe you something...

Boned Jello

President Obama now has the lowest average Flesch-Kincaid score for State of the Union addresses of any modern president - with his 8.5 grade level falling just below the 8.6 score recorded by George H.W. Bush during his presidency. Ricochet
 

Average Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level for Orally Delivered
State of the Union Addresses by Presidents Since FDR

Rank
President
Words per sentence
Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level
1
Kennedy
23.8
12.0
2
Eisenhower
20.5
11.9
3
Nixon
23.5
11.5
4
Roosevelt
24.3
11.4
5
Ford
19.3
11.2
6
Carter
19.7
10.8
7
Truman
18.9
10.5
8
Johnson
20.3
10.4
8
Bush 43
19.0
10.4
10
Reagan
19.6
10.3
11
Clinton
19.0
9.5
12
Bush 41
17.4
8.6
13
Obama
16.7
8.5
Data compiled by Smart Politics.
Putting all else aside, this is another example of smug, condescending Liberal elitists getting it blown back up their own arses.

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Women Voters

Funny.  Los Angeles Illegal
Voting for Obama?




Saturday, October 02, 2010

Shooting Lame Ducks

Duck
The Dale Peterson franchise is getting a little old IMO, but this Lame duck video gets the job done in humorous fashion.
Jodi

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Organ Players

 All New Yorkers Become Organ Donors
REDUX
Tim

Thursday, April 08, 2010

Feninist Rip-off

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Dave Wins


snort

Tuesday, May 05, 2009

Know your Foreigners

P.J. O'Rourke
'nuff said
Rodge, will this offend me?  I'm very easily upset by stereotyped characterizations.

Pasty Fayse

Ms. Fayse

I don't think so, everything appears to be properly researched, and correctly presented.  Here's a sample entry.

Racial Characteristics:
Sawed-off sissies who eat snails and slugs and cheese that smells like people's feet. They take filthy pictures of each other with cheap cameras, wash nothing but their cunts, fight with their feet, and perform sex acts with their faces. Utter cowards who force their own children to drink wine, they gibber like baboons even when you try to speak to them in their own wimpy language.

Good Points:
Invented the blowjob.

Proper Forms of Address:
Froggy, froggy-wog, frog-eater, French-lips, Franco fuck-face, clit-lick.

An Anecdote Illustrating Something of the French Character:
A Frenchman goes home with his best friend and they find the friend's wife laying naked on the dining room table with her legs spread apart. The Frenchman takes a close look at her cunt and says, "Zees looks like zee menstrual blood!" Then he bends down, takes a deep whiff, and says, "Zees smells like zee menstrual blood!" Finally he gets down on his knees, eats her out for about twenty minutes, and says, "Zees tastes like zee menstrual blood! Without a doubt, it eez zee menstrual blood! Mon dieu, I am glad zat we did not fuck her!!"

Next .... AFRICANS
Tim W

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

How kids learn

tEH rIGHT sTUFF
 I recently asked my friend's little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day.

Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, 'If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?'

She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.'

Her parents beamed.

'Wow...what a worthy goal.' I told her, 'But you don't have to wait until
you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50.

Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs
out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house.'

She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the
eye and asked, 'Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?'

I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.'

Her parents still aren't speaking to me
Jodi Lou

Thursday, April 02, 2009

No teleprompter machine here

The scripted interview
ChiCom Man-on-the-street interview?
or
Impromptu Obama Q&A?

Friday, March 27, 2009

Pipe Dreams

Letter to the Bank



Dear Sirs,

One of my check's was returned marked "insufficient funds",

In view of current developments in the banking industry,

Does that refer to me or to you?
Merrily we roll along ...