Showing posts with label Stupid Obama. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Stupid Obama. Show all posts

Saturday, July 19, 2014

Obama on line one ...


"Hi. This is the President. Is Senator Schumer in?"

"Not today, sir. This is Yom Kippur."

"Well hello, Yom. Can I leave a message?"

Metzger

Sunday, September 02, 2012

Obama- Republican Ideas From Last Century

Close Enough




Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Batman and Barry

2012

Saturday, October 15, 2011

the Intercontinental Railroad

New gaffe: Obama hails America's historic building of 'the Intercontinental Railroad'



Intercontntal Railroad

Marc Miller



Monday, September 26, 2011

Hasidbamas

pay the same tax rate as a jew, I mean chink, I mean fag ... .


“When you start saying, at a time when the top one-tenth of one percent have seen their incomes go up four or five times over the last twenty years, and folks at the bottom have seen their incomes decline, and your response is that you want poor folks to pay more? Give me a break!

“If asking a billionaire to pay the same tax rate as a Jew — as a janitor — makes me a warrior for the working class, I wear that as a badge of honor.”

Obama speaking at Congressional Black Caucus annual awards dinner

Hasidbamas
Just a slip up?  Hmmmm, remember when Dick Armey made the "Barney Fag" slip?

"I don't think it was on the tip of his tongue, but I do believe it was in the back of his mind," Mr. Frank said. "There are a lot of ways to mispronounce my name. That is the least common." [NY TIMES]



Friday, September 16, 2011

Fudge Packer v Green Bay Job Creation

DC Fudge Packers v. Green Bay Packers




Acme Packers

After the Packers / Bills game, Buffalo released quarterback Trent Edwards, forcing the back-up to become the starter and calling in a new back-up from the practice squad.

During the Packers / Eagles game, the Packers injured Philadelphia quarterback Kevin Kolb. Philadelphia then had to play backup quarterback Michael Vick, and sign another QB from the Practice squad.

After the Packers / Cowboys game, Dallas fired Wade Phillips, forcing the Cowboys to promote their QB coach to head coach and bring in a new QB coach.

Fudge PackerAfter the Packers / Vikings game, Minnesota fired Brad Childress, forcing the Vikings to promote from within and then hire from outside for a replacement.

Four weeks after losing to the Packers, the 49er's coach Mike Singletary was fired and replaced, again from within and a new coach was brought in to fill the vacancy.

During a playoff game against the Eagles, the Packers injured Michael Vick, the newly gained back-up was then injured and the secondary backup was needed. A fourth QB was then signed and plans put in place to trade Kolb for a future draft pick.

During the Bears Playoff game, the Packers injured Jay Cutler and backup Todd Collins forcing the Bears to go with 3rd string quarterback Caleb Hanie.

Question: Is it just me, or did the Packers create more jobs than Obama last year?




   Tim

Saturday, September 10, 2011

Obama makes an Obama

When Obama strays from the protective rails of his teleprompter.


Rotting AF1

He gives a good speech, but he’s loose with the facts. He called Abraham Lincoln the “founder” of the Republican Party. Nope. Lincoln was not the founder of the party; he wasn’t even the first Republican nominee (John Fremont was, in 1856). Lincoln was, of course, the first Republican to be elected president. [TIME Magazine/ Jay Carney, referring to Mike Hukabee's gaffe in 2008] 

Ok, you've probably heard that Obama gaffed in his joint session campaign speech - citing Lincoln as the founder of the Republican party.

One would think he knew better, given that Huckabee did the same thing in the last Presidential election cycle, and got called on it.

By then Time blogger Jay Carney:



Justin Credible


Tuesday, August 09, 2011

Sometimes a Great Slogan - WTF

WINNING THE FUTURE
or, subliminally
WTF


Wining the Future - or 'WTF?'


     Sid

Brilliancy of the Two Dougs

Brilliancy of the Two Dougs


White House Foreclosure by Doug Ross


Missy's New Logo by Doug M




Monday, July 25, 2011

Professor Obama: :"FDR was fiscal conservative"

History à la carte
Contrary to myth ...


FDR History Expert

[...] No one grew the size of government, taxation and spending in peacetime the way Roosevelt did, Powell said.

“FDR tripled taxes and spending more than doubled from 1933 to 1940,” Powell said. “That was the biggest increase in peacetime spending in American history. Before that, the biggest increases in spending came during wars.”

Further, the New Deal did not bring the economy back and prolonged recovery, Powell said, as unemployment was still at 17 percent by 1940, before war spending began to pull the country out of the depression.

“There were a number of New Deal policies that make it harder and more expensive to hire people,” Powell continued. “Compulsory unionism made it more costly to hire people. The more expensive something is the less you get of it. The more you subsidize something, the more you have of it.”

Despite the $500 billion spent under FDR through various programs, the unemployment rate in the United States did not significantly decrease until after the U.S. officially entered World War II in 1941, according to Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS) records from 1929 through 1944.  [Obama: FDR Was 'Fiscally Conservative']




Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Mass confusion reigns

Obama officially threatens to veto Republicans' 'cut, cap and balance' bill


Ahem. The balance bill is a balanced budget Amendment.  It would be sent to the states for ratification, not Obama's desk.  Mr. constitutional lawyer.  And this—    Couple says image of Jesus appears in Wal-Mart receipt.  Further analysis however shows that it's actually Rasputin's image.  Even weirder - these two stories are conjoined.     
Walmart Rasputin
Rasputin


Friday, July 01, 2011

The ugly truth about those job-killing ATMs

Mary Katharine Ham exposes the ugly truth about those job-killing ATMs


Thursday, June 16, 2011

Jerkoffs

they just keep coming

Friday, January 28, 2011

An Obamacy of Dunces

So, let me axe you something...

Boned Jello

President Obama now has the lowest average Flesch-Kincaid score for State of the Union addresses of any modern president - with his 8.5 grade level falling just below the 8.6 score recorded by George H.W. Bush during his presidency. Ricochet
 

Average Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level for Orally Delivered
State of the Union Addresses by Presidents Since FDR

Rank
President
Words per sentence
Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level
1
Kennedy
23.8
12.0
2
Eisenhower
20.5
11.9
3
Nixon
23.5
11.5
4
Roosevelt
24.3
11.4
5
Ford
19.3
11.2
6
Carter
19.7
10.8
7
Truman
18.9
10.5
8
Johnson
20.3
10.4
8
Bush 43
19.0
10.4
10
Reagan
19.6
10.3
11
Clinton
19.0
9.5
12
Bush 41
17.4
8.6
13
Obama
16.7
8.5
Data compiled by Smart Politics.
Putting all else aside, this is another example of smug, condescending Liberal elitists getting it blown back up their own arses.

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Palin's WTF? WTF

Palin's WTF? WTF

Palin's WTF? WTF

I know you've seen it, but this is how I archive stuff.  Did I say I love that woman (in the good way, like monks)?   One of few I'd follow into battle.

Friday, May 28, 2010

Would you, ah, like to borrow my handkerchief, Mr. President?

Mandingo Marking His Territory

Boned Jello

 I saw the Ka-Ching! picture and knew it was comedy gold.  Then I wandered over to Sondrakistan, and she'd already done the alchemy. A commenter's "Mandingo Marking His Territory" finished me off .   Barry does have a clumsy, pig-penish gift for setting himself up for ridicule.  Rookie. 

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Lukreesha's Lunch, +

New White House Art
The Obama's are replacing White House art with pieces that more closely reflect a lifestyle they feel comfortable with, with a thought to adding "some much needed diversity," said a White House spokeswoman.  Some of the more unusual art is shown below. (TIMES GALLERY)

 "No, make that a cheesburger"  (Oil on canvas) "This stuff be our stuff"   (Tempera on Kraft)


"Sister's turn to drive" (Oil on wood)
Taking Lukreesha's Lunch (Oil on wood)

Saturday, August 01, 2009

Booze Garden Diplomacy

Tequila Sunrise

As one comedian observed, “Alcohol doesn’t resolve racial incidents, alcohol starts racial incidents.”

Thursday, July 30, 2009

The cluster farg continues

You can call me uncle, or you can call me Sam, but you doesn't have to call me stupid gummint assholes.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Obama Supplize

CAPTION
Pretend Mom is reading your entry