Curmudgeonly & Skeptical presents Boned Jello: Kick Cal

Saturday, September 13, 2008

Kick Cal

USA UAS USA

Okay, I just gave a pep talk to Maryland's football team, which kicks off against Cal-Berkeley at Noon. Here's what I said.

“

Men, you're a pretty crappy team, and Cal's ranked 24 in the nation, but screw that. Berkeley is synonymous with commie filth, and I want you to suck it in and kick their asses. Bite them. Spit on them. Squeeze their balls. Make them cry like teh candy-ass babies they represent. I mean it. Now get out there and make us proud!

”

Rodger the Real King of France 9/13/2008 11:54:00 AM 15 Comments

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15 comments:

Anonymous said...: GO Maryland ! Kick their commie asses!; 9/13/08, 11:57 AM
Anonymous said...: And lo and behold! They are doing just that!; 9/13/08, 1:10 PM
AnnoyedOne said...: Hang on, so Maryland isn't a commie state???; 9/13/08, 1:22 PM
Anonymous said...: Go, Maryland...
Win this one for the Marines.
-DougM; 9/13/08, 2:03 PM
Anonymous said...: A1: Compared to Berkeley, Maryland is about as communist-socialist as Adam Smith. (Then again, compared to the rest of the US, Maryland is about as communist-socialist as Lenin, so it's all relative)

Note: This is coming from a long-time Maryland resident (who used to live in a county\voting district where the Republican Party used to endorse the extremely liberal Democrat (Albert Wynn) over their own candidate (Robin Ficker, shoulda-been-certified loonatic and professional heckler) almost every election.; 9/13/08, 3:33 PM
Rodger the Real King of France said...: Did you like how MD tried to blow a 22 point lead with 7 minutes left in the game? That's par.

Ounce for ounce, MD is a bigger commie state than CA, but I don't live in CA, and Berkeley is the most disgusting commie community - well, maybe with San Francisco, in the land.

Midway in the game the commenter said, "well, it hasn't been all bad for Cal this week. They finally got rid of their tree hugging squaters."

That's Berkeley's legacy. Home of American hating anarchists.; 9/13/08, 3:39 PM
Anonymous said...: Maryland has more of a northeastern nanny-state liberalism. At least, that's the sort of people I see here in Montgomery County. They went to colleges where they learned that all conservatives are knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing, gun-clinging rednecks.

Baltimore, on the other hand, is just a classic urban clusterf*#& of the kind you see all over America.

rockville; 9/13/08, 4:08 PM
Anonymous said...: >>>

Wow. I had no idea you lived in Monkey County. Home of Berkley East (Takoma Park). You have my pity. Down here in DeeByGawdSuthernMerlin we have a very high percentage of military, both active duty and retired so it's not as bad. But it IS still Maryland....

>>>; 9/13/08, 4:37 PM
Anonymous said...: You can't beat that home cookin'!

Casca; 9/13/08, 4:56 PM
Rodger the Real King of France said...: "Can't beat that home cookin'" - aint that a French song?; 9/13/08, 5:28 PM
Anonymous said...: Well done, Maryland. 35-27 win.

My Bucks are even now teeing it up against the no. 1 team in the country, USC. We're without our star running back. This'll be tight.

USA OSU USA; 9/13/08, 8:16 PM
Rodger the Real King of France said...: Don't worry Alear, we'll get even with them commie bastids ....; 9/14/08, 12:09 AM
Anonymous said...: Maryland is where they send people from Michigan to learn how to be rude.; 9/14/08, 12:17 AM
Anonymous said...: Bullshit, they send them to USC. That was home cookin' too. I'm sick of college officiating. It's totally fucking corrupt. It's not what they call. It's what they don't call.

Casca; 9/14/08, 3:45 AM
Rodger the Real King of France said...: Home cooking? I'll agree they blew the safety, but rules wouldn't allow it to be reversed. By the same token Cal could have been called for holding an nearly every pass play, but were not. What really happened is Berkeley looked at Maryland's loss to Middle Tennessee State and forgot to get out of bed.

Best analysis: "They were so bad they couldn't play dead in a cowboy movie."; 9/14/08, 7:43 AM

Saturday, September 13, 2008

Kick Cal

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