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| Blogger spooky presents the latest Belarus technology in automated agriculture.
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This
revolutionary agricultural device is a state-of-the-art cucumber
harvester that uses the newly discovered power of people on their
bellies. That’s right, people sitting on their bellies being pulled by
a tractor. It’s simple and effective and I for one can’t wait to get my
hands on one, cucumber harvesting will never be the same again.
I wish I lived in Belarus (sigh).
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| Do I
detect a note of sarcasm in her ending sentence? I foresee
comeuppances. When WW 5 erupts, and the earth is blanketed with
nuclear blast electromagnetic shockwaves that shut down electronics,
including computer modules that regulate our state of the art
harvesters, who's gonna be eating cucumbers? That's right.
Belaruskys, with their diesel tractor powered people pickers.
Remember this, and be nice.
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| PS
... this why I've collected over 600 Burroughs mechanical
calculators, ribbons, and paper rolls. When we get shut down by EMP,
I'm going
to lease them to the IRS so they can keep doing their good work.
They'll have to pay me tax free. USA!
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