Tuesday, September 09, 2008

Nukes and Cukes

Today's GeniusTechnology

Blogger spooky presents the latest Belarus technology in automated agriculture.  
This revolutionary agricultural device is a state-of-the-art cucumber harvester that uses the newly discovered power of people on their bellies. That’s right, people sitting on their bellies being pulled by a tractor. It’s simple and effective and I for one can’t wait to get my hands on one, cucumber harvesting will never be the same again.

I wish I lived in Belarus (sigh).
Do I detect a note of sarcasm in her ending sentence?  I foresee  comeuppances.   When WW 5 erupts, and the earth is blanketed with nuclear blast electromagnetic shockwaves that shut down electronics, including computer modules that regulate our state of the art harvesters, who's gonna be eating cucumbers?  That's right.  Belaruskys, with their diesel tractor powered people pickers.   Remember this, and be nice. 
PS ... this why I've collected over 600 Burroughs mechanical calculators, ribbons, and paper rolls. When we get shut down by EMP, I'm going to lease them to the IRS so they can keep doing their good work.  They'll have to pay me tax free. USA!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

OMG. I have one of those. I'm gonna send you a photo.

Anonymous said...

I'm going to lease them to the IRS so they can keep doing their good work.
An incapacitated IRS may be the only blessing of an EMP attack. Well, that and not having to listen to Top 40 and Star Search in Lowes, or Judge Judy in the airport. You even think of doing that and we'll have to frag you even though we love you.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

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