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“Hi, I’m Brian Williams. Thank you for joining us tonight. Before we
get to our lineup this evening, I should tell you that I am wearing the
same kind of suit Sen. Obama had on yesterday, and I like it very much.
The fabric is soft and has an air of authority. I want to thank the
senator for his good taste.
“Our first story tonight is from Andrea Mitchell, who has learned that
Sen. Obama is, indeed, related to Moses. NBC has discovered the wicker
basket in which Moses floated down the Nile River before being rescued
by the pharaoh’s wife. We can tell you tonight that DNA traces found in
that basket match Barack Obama! Incredible.
“Also ahead, NBC News correspondent Lee Cowan is traveling with Sen.
Obama and reports that he is a really big tipper and his teeth are
perfect.
“Continuing with our election coverage, Chuck Todd will analyze
exactly how Michelle Obama came to be so smart. And good looking. By
the way, my wife has a dress very similar to the one Mrs. Obama wore on
stage in Denver. She likes it a lot.
“After Chuck files his report, Maria Menounos has an exclusive story on how the Rev. Wright has undergone a radica ... continued
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