Saturday, October 18, 2008

A factual parody

VP Hopeful Palin Promises to Pull Troops Out of Chicago 
The Obama Gambit

Citing a body count of 292 killed (murdered) in Chicago over the past six-months, a number 28% higher than troops killed in Iraq (221) over the same period, Gov Palin said in a private meeting with  resistance leader Billy-X, that  the McCain Administration will " pull our troops out of Chicago. "
It's ridiculous. This war is lost!  Senators Barack Obama and Dick Durbin,  Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr., Gov. Rod Blogojevich, House leader Mike Madigan, Atty. Gen. Lisa Madigan (daughter of Mike), Mayor Richard M. Daley the entire Illinois leadership, all Democrats, have no plan to win this war on terror.  Oh, I'm sorry.  They do have a plan.  Put Barack Obama in charge. 
The Illinois pension fund is $44 Billion in debt, worst in country.  Cook County (Chicago) sales tax 10.25% highest in country.  The Chicago school system is rated one  of the worst in the country. FOBHO (Friend of Barack Hussein Obama), Black Muslim leader Louis Farrakhan's exuberant statement about  a 'New Beginning' For Nation of Islam" suggests that his black-bowtied thugs may be given a role in "cleaning things up," and "changing the world." 

"These clown's can't change their own diapers," suggested Palin,"and they want us to believe they can fix America?  Do they think we're idiots?"
C/R Concept

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I say we drop back to the max range of our artillery fan, and make the rubble dance.

Casca

Anonymous said...

I humbly suggest we dust-off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

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