Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Cooking Oil

Today's Stuff That Works
OIL CLEANER

One thing I can't be accused of is complaining about stuff without offering a solution. Sometimes it's controversial, like hanging every elected democrat, but always guaranteed effective.  Yesterday I noted Auguste Escoffier's admonition about cleaning the cooking oil, and quite by chance I found myself doing just that last evening, after frying breaded crab cakes, French fires, and a fried Snickers bar

This method is quite fast, and very efficient.  I place an old permanent coffee filter inside a fine mesh strainer (which is used only to hold the coffee filter) and pour through this contraption the contents of my fryer (still warm, or hot).  The oil on the right is at least two months old, and has been used several times, including in the lawn mower.  That's the stuff that works.


Stuff that I thought worked, but doesn't.
I previously reported that Mighty Putty worked.  It does.  For up to two days.  Then whatever it was that you used it on falls off the wall and kills someone, and now you have a lawsuit on your hands.  Have I told Billy Mays to STFU and die lately?

11 comments:

El Capitan said...

That's just plumber's epoxy putty. No doubt Billy Mays found an el cheapo vendor that makes an inferior product. I used a wad of that stuff to hold the oil drain plug in place after I high-centered on a rock and crushed my oil pan.

Stuff held tight for three years, but I had to siphon out the oil through the filler tube to do an oil change...

You can tell the good stuff, it stinks like a vomit omelette when you mix it up to activate the epoxy.

Anonymous said...

Real men use JB Weld. Duct tape on steroids.

Casca

Anonymous said...

JB Weld is great, but it's runny. Sometimes a putty is better. The surface you're gluing has to be squeaky clean and if it's glossy, rough it up with some sandpaper. If you do it right and don't use an inferior product from The Loudmouth, you can even drill, tap and otherwise machine it.
GrinfilledCelt

Anonymous said...

A+B Putty, many years ago was good...Don't know about other brands.

Anonymous said...

One of the best field expedient repairs I ever did whilst serving in Herr Klintoon's Luftwaffe was what I call "Bubble Tape". We had a two part epoxy known colloquially as "Double Bubble" and we had some mighty lovely non-adhesived aluminum stripping in rolls.

Combining the two made for some might interesting (and strong!) results.

Gimme enough, and I might even make a Democrat shut the hell up.

Molly said...

I always confuse Billy Mays with Willie Mays Hayes. Maybe they're related?

Anonymous said...

Here is a Turkey recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a stuffing.

8 - 15 lb. turkey
1 cup melted butter
1 cup stuffing
1 cup uncooked popcorn

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush turkey well with melted butter salt, and pepper. Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn. Place in baking pan with the neck end toward the back of the oven. Listen for the popping sounds. When the turkey's ass blows the oven door open and the bird flies across the room, it's done.

olds-mo-william

Wabano said...

Nothing beat Bondo...

After hurricanes, whole airplanes,
formerly rolled into a ball,
are held together with the stuff.

With a few exceptions, like
that Grumman Mallard in Miamah...

Billll said...

I'm stealing that recipe. It sounds like more fun than dropping a frozen bird into a deep fryer or a jet engine.

Anonymous said...

The double bubble epoxy is still around, it's made by Hardman, and is great stuff. The five minute is in a red and white pkg, other colors are for particular applications, such as potting electronic circuitry, high strength, machinable, etc.

Anonymous said...

beurk!! a fried Snickers bar? ʞɔпɟ-əɥʇ-ʇɐɥʍ

hispaman

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