Monday, November 17, 2008

Obama's Senior Thesis

OBAMA'S MISSING THESIS
***THIS IS AN EXCLUSIVE AND YOU MUST CREDIT AND LINK THE REAL  KING O FRANCE***

I wish I'd been able too get this sooner, but  c'est la vie as that say in that snooty French restaurant in Annapolis. 

Most every trace of Obama's past is missing,  "locked-up,"  or suspicious. In August I finished coding my document search software, which compares phraseology, nuance, spelling and word construction. against every document on the internets, against Obama's speeches and written promises. Billions and billions of documents. I call it Obama Bot, and sent it crawling the nets.  Bingo. Last night it came back with a hit on Obama's senior thesis!  It was found on a computer in Pakistan, owned by a Sohale Siddiqi, and titled "MAKING THE RICH PAY ME,"  and has over 184 matching points  (stuff too complicated for you).  Not only that, Siddiqi's companion diary notes that "Barry worked on this every night we were room-mates.  He had several variations." To put it plaimly, it's a certified match.

Aside from its historical significance, it gives us an early glimpse into the mind of this man who will be our President, and the foundation upon which his economic plan is based. This may be my Nobel!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I don't know Rodg,I'm not falling for that three times.
ozaoB

Anonymous said...

Can't be Uhbama, Rodger. Nigerians scam, South Africans necklace, Zimbabweans steal farms, Sierra Leoneans steal diamonds, and Kenyans steal elections.
Wait a minute.... Oh my goodness. Uhbama, the Kenyan Karpetagger stole our election!!! It's what they do! And they kill lions. Seen any lions wandering around lately? See, that proves it.

Anonymous said...

Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
confess to the blurb above.

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